You Know You Have CP When...
youknowyouhavecpwhen: Josh Blue is you’re favorite comic because you can relate to all his jokes Freakin’ THIS.
Daddy just woke me up, bare ass in the air, toilet...
thechildoftime: ALSO IDEA. Like pizza. That you order. when you drive so on road trips you don’t stop and potties under the seat. I want a purple glow in the dark dog. It’s better than a fish. Bitch your daughter doesn’t issues with OCD she fucking has OCD UP HER ASS LIKE A GAY MAN HAS ANTHONY RAPP UP HIS ASS IN HIS DREAMS. UH-UH-UH. SHE IS WASHING HER HANDS FOR THE FUCKING HUNDREDTHHHHH TIME. ...
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.– David Tyson Gentry (via aaanxious) @cpmeanscrazyperson (via flutterflyinvasion) Kinda tried to smash the like button when i saw this…for myself and @flutterflyinvasion, this makes entirely too much sense…
To all my fellow cripples-
flutterflyinvasion: neeeenaaaah: I have made a blog, and I would appreciate it if you checked it out! http://crippleproblems.tumblr.com/ MUST. REBLOG. ALL THE CRIPPLE PROBLEMS!!!!!! SIGNAL BOOOOOST!
Hi-C Educates the Masses: lesliecrusher: omg but... →
lesliecrusher: omg but why is the spoon theory so cloying though why not find a cooler object to represent ability like “oh, i’m sorry, i don’t have the RAZORBLADES to get out of bed today” “i just don’t have enough SWITCHBLADES to do the dishes” “work really tired me out and i’m out of… kinda have mixed feelings about this one…
44.Having so many things wrong with you, you only...
disabledproblems: Submitted by: Secretsofthedisabled.tumblr.com yup
Little Depression Problems: How to improve... →
Hopefully some of this stuff works for me. Some of those who know me best keep seeing and hearing in me that my self-esteem is pretty well busted. littledepressionproblem: Try to stop thinking negative thoughts about yourself. If you’re used to focusing on your shortcomings, start thinking about positive aspects of yourself that outweigh them. When you catch yourself being too critical,...
The reason I love Pawn Stars
Rick: We're going to be on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire."
Chumlee: It wasn't a joke. I'm going to win a million dollars.
Corey: It's for charity.
Chumlee: My charity is going to win a million dollars.
Old Man: No, you cannot let him (Chumlee) answer any questions. If you let him answer questions you won't make it past the first round.
Chumlee: I'm going to study and prove you guys all wrong.
Corey: No, don't study because I don't want you even thinking that you might know the answer.
Rick: Chumlee, what are you doing?
Chumlee: I'm studying for "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Go on ask me a question, what do you got?
Rick: Who said, "For every action there is an equally opposite reaction?"
Rick: What else was he famous for?
Chumlee: ...fig newtons?
OK, the very worst part about online friends:
anedumacation: youarenotyou: When they’re in crisis, you can’t go and see them in person. You can’t let them spend the night at your house. You can’t cook them dinner. You can’t go with them to a job interview. You can’t take them out for coffee. You can’t hold their hand or hug them. You can’t let them use your shower. You can’t be a physical contrast to the abusive people in their physical...
Every time I see an Autism Speaks commercial, a...
I am not autistic, but as a PWD, I see the commercials and the complete avoidance of the people (most often children) who are actually autistic. Most notable is the Tommy Hilfiger ad, where he says “I’m Tommy Hilfiger, and my family is affected by autism.” He doesn’t even mention which member of his family is autistic like the others do. If they wanted to advertise and...
39.When people tell you to “toughen up” despite...
disabledproblems: Submitted by: secretsofthedisabled.tumblr.com ALL THE TIME…
Signal Boosting-- "Live Inexpensively or Die" →
Also. CP Problems:
flutterflyinvasion: botulizard: Uneven brick and cobblestone sidewalks. Need I say more? omg, cobblestone sidewalks in NYC are the WORST. my dad once tried pushing my chair on cobblestone streets in the pouring rain. it was…..memorable. “You know you have CP when cobblestones=fail.”