"CP" can mean "Crazy Person", but don't blame me.

flutterflyinvasion:

Spoonie Girl (to the tune of Barbie Girl)

I’m a spoonie girl, in the spoonie world
My spoons are plastic, so not fantastic!
you can take my spoons, I’ll be in bed by noon
Just a theory, but it leaves us dreary

Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y

I’m a spoonie girl, in the spoonie world
My spoons are plastic, so not fantastic!
you can take my spoons, I’ll be in bed by noon
Just a theory, but it leaves us dreary

Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y

I’m a tough spoonie girl, in the healthy, fit world
Take my spoons, give me forks, pop my bubbles
Fellow spoonies, unite, and we’ll pool all our spoons
Maybe then we’ll have more for tomorrow
You can walk, you can talk, but beware, it costs you spoons

(uu-oooh-u)

I’m a spoonie girl, in the spoonie world
My spoons are plastic, so not fantastic!
you can take my spoons, I’ll be in bed by noon
Just a theory, but it leaves us dreary

Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y

Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
But that standing in line destroys both my knees
All these forks in my spine, make me feel not so fine
I need drugs, and some hugs, to kill this pain
You can walk, you can talk, but beware, it costs you spoons
You can walk, you can talk, but beware, it costs you spoons

Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
 (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
 (uu-oooh-u)

I’m a spoonie girl, in the spoonie world
My spoons are plastic, so not fantastic!
you can take my spoons, I’ll be in bed by noon
Just a theory, but it leaves us dreary

I’m a spoonie girl, in the spoonie world
My spoons are plastic, so not fantastic!
you can take my spoons, I’ll be in bed by noon
Just a theory, but it leaves us dreary

Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
 (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on spoonies, sing this tune-y
 (uu-oooh-u)

(feel free to share around as long as you link back/credit me!)

She’s a nut, but that’s one of the reasons she’s my girlfriend, lol.